lanadelgayest:

a girl at our school got dresscoded for wearing this shirt because it promotes bullying

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but a guy at our school was able to wear this shirt and our principal thought it was funny when he saw it

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burritwo:

starbuckers:

what do you call a giraffe driving a car?

a danger to society

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a-scandal-in-fun:

Did you know if you search Suicide on tumblr it gives telephone numbers, chat room links, and a blog that solely  consists of motivational and positive posts to follow

omg that is so sweet


Cornerstone
Arctic Monkeys
Humbug

“I smelt your scent on a seatbelt,” he sings on Cornerstone, which may just be the best thing Arctic Monkeys have ever recorded. The lyrics are a dazzling display of what Turner can do: a fabulously witty, poignant evocation of lost love, packed with weirdly suggestive details. The music is a long, wistful acoustic sigh, the melody so effortlessly lovely that you can’t believe no one’s come up with it before.

— Alexis Petridis

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desirethepositive:

I want to open a really angry coffee shop called “I’m Not a Morning Person” and name all the drinks really angrily

like “can I get a Fuck You” or a “I’m Studying for Finals” or “My In-Laws are in Town”

and they all have shots of tequila in them

who wants to be my business partner

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wintry-mix:

success-is-my-goal:

ronnieisnotamazing:

SO HE WAS HOT THE WHOLE TIME AND WE JUST DIDN’T KNOW IT.

WHAT

Citizens of the world, we have been deceived.

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vegan-vulcan:

You are not some kind of a saint because you “still think women are beautiful” without makeup on. You do not get brownie points for not being disgusted by women in their natural state. Some women wear a little makeup, some women wear a lot, some women wear none at all and men’s opinions about it are less than worthless. Because we don’t fucking wear it for you.

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505daysofam:

“Passion Pit’s last show of the year on Saturday night at Pomona’s Fox Theater was funny in more ways that one. Maybe it was lead singer Michael Angelakos trying on every article of clothing thrown on to the stage, which varied from a couple hats and beanies to a silver chain. Or maybe it was the set list we picked up after the show seen above, with some humorously altered song titles. ”

505daysofam:

Passion Pit’s last show of the year on Saturday night at Pomona’s Fox Theater was funny in more ways that one. Maybe it was lead singer Michael Angelakos trying on every article of clothing thrown on to the stage, which varied from a couple hats and beanies to a silver chain. Or maybe it was the set list we picked up after the show seen above, with some humorously altered song titles. ”

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My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.

matthewperry:

girl hate makes me so sad it hurts me so much when i see young girls expressing their internalized misogyny by putting down other young girls

we teen girls need to join together and love and support each other

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